L*t*n Town Jokes

An Argyle fan and a Luton fan were walking down the road when the town fan said " Look, there's a dead bird" so the Luton fan looks skywards and says "where?"

Why don’t you drive 5 Luton fans off a cliff in a car? Because you can get 50 in a bus

What do you say to a Luton Fan with a job? Big Mac please

How do you know when Luton are losing? It’s 5 past 3

How do you stop a Luton fan drowning take your foot of his head.

Q: Why do Luton fans plant potatoes round the edge of Kenilworth Road?
A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season

Q: What is the difference between a man with no tongue and a Luton fan?
A: The man with no tongue has better taste.

There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a man got up and said that he could tell a Luton joke. Suddenly a bloke in the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. I'm a Luton fan." The guide looked at him and said, "That's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Luton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says, "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

A man goes into Heathrow Airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called. All around him there are overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor. "Christ, what's happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew. "Oh yeah", he replies "Bloody hopeless .... we had the Luton players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad."

A Luton supporter goes to his doctor to find out what's wrong with him. "Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor. "I'd like a second opinion" responds the man. "OK, you're ugly too" replies the doctor.

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Luton Players on them... People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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